System status: degraded
Welcome to Rack Room.
Everything is on fire. Learn fast.
A chat-first cyber security RPG set inside a failing datacentre. You've got a sarcastic AI called Rick, a panicking junior engineer called Morty, and a queue of incidents that won't wait. Make decisions. Live with consequences. Actually learn something.
cam-07 // rick :: online
Real incidents, safe consequences
Phishing bait, MFA push-bombs, dropped USB sticks, live ransomware. Every scenario is drawn from real attacker playbooks.
Two AI colleagues
Rack Room Rick is brilliant and merciless. Rack Room Morty is scared and loud. Between them, you'll learn.
Framework-mapped
Every decision links back to Cyber Essentials, NCSC guidance, ISO 27001 and MITRE ATT&CK — so training counts.
Transmission // 03:47
Rick: "The good news is we still have power. The bad news is I have no idea for how long. Sit down, put the coffee down, and for the love of packet switching don't click anything until I tell you to."